Why were the flies playing football in saucer? They where playing for the cup!
Why was the moth so unpopular? He kept picking holes in everything!
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children werent that bright!
Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing This little Piggy with his baby brother!
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team? He took too long to put his boots on!
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
Why dont other bugs like earwigs? Because they are always earwigging their conversations!
Why dont anteaters get sick? Because theyre full of anty-bodies!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum? Because theyre wrigleys!