In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh Ahhh not again!!!, turn monitor back on and utter Oh thank goodness!. Repeat until you see concerned faces.
Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT – furthest disk is the winner!
Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit ‘escaped fugitives guide’ web site.
Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun).
Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.
Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.
Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt.
Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day.