You’re a big internet fan, aren’t you? es, I really get a buzz out of it!

Youre a big Internet fan arent you? Yes – its becoming a habit!

You need to log on to the window repair website! I did – but it gave me a pane!

Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all Es.

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I cant help it, I’m hooked.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they cant stop saving their work.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.