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Category Archives: Kids Jokes
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Why was the bee mad?
Why was the bee mad?
You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
She always ran away from the ball.
Where will you be in five years?
Where will you be in five years?
I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.
What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
Paddy O’Furniture
Name a bow that can’t be tied.
Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A rainbow
What month of the year is the shortest?
What month of the year is the shortest?
May (only 3 letters)
What goes up when the rain goes down?
What goes up when the rain goes down?
Umbrellas
What do you call a rabbit with flees?
What do you call a rabbit with flees?
Bugs Bunny