Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.