Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Why is the letter t so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters cant go anywhere by themselves.
Why do people leave letters at the football ground? They want to catch the last goal-post!
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office wont send them.
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.