Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
Why is the monsters football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.
Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.