Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!

Why do mice have long tails? Well, theyd look silly with long hair!

Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!

Who is king of all the mice? Mouse Tse Tung!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!

Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella? When its raining cats and dogs!

Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Whats the definition of a narrow squeak? A thin mouse!

Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves? Stalagmice!