Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!
Category Archives: Mouse Jokes
Why do mice have long tails?
Why do mice have long tails? Well, theyd look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Who is king of all the mice?
Who is king of all the mice? Mouse Tse Tung!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella? When its raining cats and dogs!
Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse?
Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Whats the definition of a narrow squeak?
Whats the definition of a narrow squeak? A thin mouse!
Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves? Stalagmice!