Two woodwind players were walking down the
street. One of them said to the other, “Who was
that flute I saw you with last night?” The other
responded, “That was no flute, that was my fife.”
Category Archives: Music Jokes
How are flutists like linoleum?
How are flutists like linoleum?
Lay them well the first time and you can walk
on them forever.
Where do we wish bad flute players would play?
Where do we wish bad flute players would play?
In a galaxy far, far away.
How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he will spend $3,000 on a
handcrafted, sterling-silver bulb.
What do you call a flutist without a significant other?
What do you call a flutist without a significant other?
Homeless.
How do you know when a flutist is at your door?
How do you know when a flutist is at your door?
The doorbell speeds up.
What is the quickest and easist way to manufacture diamonds?
What is the quickest and easist way to
manufacture diamonds?
Have a flute player sit on a bag of coal.
How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
Shoot one of them.
What is the definition of a minor second?
What is the definition of a minor second?
Two flutes playing in unison.
How do flute players greet each other?
How do flute players greet each other?
Hi, I played that piece in junior high.