Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Profanity is prohibited.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
Cross-dressing is illegal.