Category Archives: Nurse Jokes

I work as a pediatric nurse…

I work as a pediatric nurse, and often have the painful job of giving shots to the children. One day upon entering the examining room to give a shot the little girl starting screaming “NO! NO! NO!”

“Jessica” her mother scolded, “that is not polite behavior!”

At that the girl continued to scream “NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU!”

A man rushed into a hospital…

A man rushed into a hospital and asked an nurse for a cure for hiccups. Grabbing a cup of water, the nurse quickly splashed it into the man’s face. “What did you that for?” screamed the man. “you don’t have the hiccups now, do you?” said the nurse. “No,” replied  the man. “My wife out in the car has them.”

Simply too much confusion…

The famous female Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an outstanding athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. 

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, “Picabo, ICU.”