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The 50 best one line jokes in 2015

1 Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, “Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.” Tommy Tiernan

 

2 Dominatrixes certainly are some rude people. You’d think for that price they could afford a little kindness. Sarah Ranken

 

3 Joan Rivers got exactly what she wanted from that last surgery – to stop ageing. So why are we sad? Katherine Ryan

 

4 Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Matt Winning

 

5 Bonsai lovers are very tolerant people: they hate bigotry. Juliet Meyers

 

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