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The 50 best one line jokes in 2015

1 Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, “Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.” Tommy Tiernan


2 Dominatrixes certainly are some rude people. You’d think for that price they could afford a little kindness. Sarah Ranken


3 Joan Rivers got exactly what she wanted from that last surgery – to stop ageing. So why are we sad? Katherine Ryan


4 Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Matt Winning


5 Bonsai lovers are very tolerant people: they hate bigotry. Juliet Meyers


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