Why wouldnt the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didnt want them to grow into wart hogs.
Why wouldnt the piglets mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Why wouldnt the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didnt want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
Why wont the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? Shes afraid theyll bring down the house.
Why wont pigs take up jogging? They dont like to get that far from the table.
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Why isnt there a Superpig? Its too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? Were raising mashed potatoes.