What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
What do you see when you look into Trump’s eyes?
The back of his head.
El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Why does Trump love the poorly educated?
Because they only know their ABCs “Anybody But Clinton”.
What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?
They both whine alot!
Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?
Because E.T. eventually went home!
How do you make Halloween great again?
By carving a Trumpkin.
What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?
No way Hose A.
Why doesn’t Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
What does Donald Trump say when he can’t find his Viagra?
“The erection is rigged!”