Category Archives: Salesman Jokes

The top toothbrush salesman…

The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied Its easy and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, Thats a very innovative approach and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. Yuck, this tastes terrible! his boss yelled. The salesman replied IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job…

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife.The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out.Well, the man began, I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said Yes. Then I asked her why ? She replied, Because I love you.