Category Archives: School Jokes

Late for School

Mother: “Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you’ll be late for school.”

 

Victor: “Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too.”

 

Mother: “Yes, you do.”

 

Victor: “Give me one good reason.”

 

Mother: “Because you’re 34 years old, and you’re the principal.”