Year 1995: Answer all questions.
Year 2000: Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005: Select the correct Answer. (A, B or C)
Year 2010: Write either A or B.
Year 2015: Please only Read the questions.
Year 2020: Thanks for Coming !
Category Archives: School Jokes
Late for School
Mother: “Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you’ll be late for school.”
Victor: “Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too.”
Mother: “Yes, you do.”
Victor: “Give me one good reason.”
Mother: “Because you’re 34 years old, and you’re the principal.”
What do you buy a friend graduating from law school?
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law school?
A: A lobotomy.
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A sister-in-law.
Why were you late?
Why were you late? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Why was the headmaster worried?
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
Why arent you doing very well in history?
Why arent you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!