Category Archives: Seniors/Old Age Jokes

Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment…

Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?A few minutes later, Timmy returned.Well, asked Mrs. Silver, is she all right?Shes fine, except that shes angry at you.At me? the woman exclaimed. Whatever for?She said Its none of your business how old she is, snickered Timmy.

Two really old guys decided they would go out…

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, My eyesight isnt what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?.The second guy says, Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit.So the first old man steps up to the tee and really hits it. He turns to his buddy and says, Did you see it?.Sure!, says his buddy.Where did it go?, the first guy asks. The second old man thinks for a minute and says, I cant remember.

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street…

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is Your Passionate They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm Your Passionate. The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, Look we have driven around this City for two hours and you still havent told us where you live. She replied I keep trying to tell you: Your Pass in It!