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6 FACTS on EARTH.

6 FACTS on EARTH.

1st FACT: you cant touch all your teeth with your tongue.






























2nd FACT: After reading all fools will try it.

3rd FACT: Now you will smile because you have become a fool.

4th FACT: Now you would want to foll your friends

5th FACT: Now you will forward it to all fools.

6th FACT: Fact 1 is false.

Twinkle Twinkle…

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
then ~
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza .
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

When ur life is in darkness pray to God
ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray
and you’re still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

If you…

If you read, you owe me a hug,
if you delete, you owe me a kiss,
if you save, you owe me a date,
if you reply, you owe me all the above,
if you ignore, you are mine!
So what will you do?

Ah Beng wanted to know…

Ah Beng wanted to know the time difference between Beijing and Los Angeles, so he called up an operator to enquire..

Ah Beng: What’s the time difference between Beijing and Los Angeles huh?

Operator: Just a minute, sir.

Ah Beng: Okay, thank you ah.

Then he put down the phone.

A black man died…

A black man died of thirst in a desert.When he went to heaven, God pitied him and gave him 3 wishes..The black man said: I wanna turn white,have plenty of water to drink and wanna see lots of hot asses everyday…God granted his wish..
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He turned into a toilet bowl.

Right now…

Right now
there are 1000000 people watching TV
20000 people drinking coffee
1000 people sleeping in their bed
100 people studying their textbooks
50 people giving birth
And 1 idiot reading this SMS