What did one snake say to another? Hiss off!
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until theyre dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisoned? Then the second Snake says Why do you ask? The 1st one replies: I just bit my lip!
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(A jump rope)
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a python. Oh you cant get round me like that, you know.
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. Doc, I need something for my eyes…cant see well these days. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor hes very depressed. Doc says, Whats the problem…didnt the glasses help you? The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered Ive been living with a water hose the past 2 years!
So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely? Charmed Im sure , replied the snake!