Willie: I have an awful toothache. Tommie: Id have it taken out if it was mine. Willie: Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth? Because it is an acre.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
Why didnt the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth werent loose.
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.