Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
Category Archives: Telephone Jokes
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET!
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
Who invented the telephone?
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
When doesnt a telephone work underwater?
When doesnt a telephone work underwater? When its wringing wet!
When does a horse talk on the phone?
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!