What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
Category Archives: Telephone Jokes
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau? A wedding ring!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone? A lot of crackling on the line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!