When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
When do clocks die? When their time is up.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.
What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
What dog can tell the time? A watch dog!
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?A quarter to three.
Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o’clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: Whats the matter? Julie: Ive been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!