Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particularly annoyed tourist whined, Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? He wanted to find Pluto!
Where do werewolves stay when theyre on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!
What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.
What people travel the most? Romans.
What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
What does a witch get if shes a poor traveler? Broom sick.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort? The Baaahaaamaaas!
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? Im sorry to leave, now that Ive almost bought the place.
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of no frills hotels. The only way youll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.