A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright, sunny day.
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.It smells like rain, he said to the boy.The city boy replied, They said it was lemonade.
Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. I know, said his mother.Ive just stepped in a poodle!