Why type of lightning likes to play sports? Ball lightning
Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues
Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
Why dont tornadoes watch Bill OReilly on FOXNEWS? It is a no spin zone.
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? It burns too easily.
Why do tornadoes move so erratically? They are dizzy
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? So they can see where they are going.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, wed have to call them slow-i-canes.
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.