Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards? Witch: No I wouldnt. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

Witch l: How do you manage to stay in shape? Witch 2: I get a lot of hexercise.

Why wont a witch wear a flat cap? Because theres no point in it.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldnt spell properly.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Why do witches have stiff joints? They get broomatism!

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

Who went into a witches den and came out alive? The witch!