Why does the average woman reportedly want beauty more than brains?
Because the average man can see so much better than he thinks.
What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month?
PMS jokes are funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It’s not the lightbulb that needs changing.
What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP?
A bitch who really does know everything.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.
Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Why havent Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.