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Category Archives: Woody Allen Jokes
Marriage is the death of hope.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said No.
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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.
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I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone you love.
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By love, of course…
By love, of course, I refer to romantic loveāthe love between man and woman, rather that between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.