Hey, what are you guys here for? The first one says Well, I’m here ’cause I think I got the world’s slmsaelt hands, look he shows his hands and they all agree that he has the slmsaelt hands. The second one says I’m here because I think I have the slmsaelt feet, look and he shows his feet and sure enough they all agree that he has the slmsaelt feet. The two midgets asked the one that just walked in and he says, Well, I’m in here because I think I have the slmsaelt penis. I’m embarrassed and I don’t want to show you guys. The other two agree that it would be embarrassing. The first guy goes in and 10 minutes later he comes out jumping up and down. I did it! I’m in, I have the slmsaelt hands! they all cheer. The second one goes in and 10 minutes go buy. He comes out the same as the first. I did it! I have the slmsaelt feet! they all cheer. The two then say good luck to the third man. ! hour goes by and finally the third midget comes out and he’s pissed. What’s wrong? What happened? ask the two. The third midget says, I just want to know, who the hell is LeBron James? Get it? Short adult? Really, you put in the name of the person you’re telling the joke to, or someone you both hate. I couldn’t think of anyone else.