Clinton, Dole, and Perot…

Clinton, Dole, and Perot are on a long flight in Air Force One. Perot pulls out a $100 bill and says I’m going to throw this $100 bill out and make someone down below happy.

Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, If that was my $100 bill, I would split it into 2 $50 bills and make two people down below happy.

Of course Clinton doesn’t want these two candidates to outdo him, so he pipes in, I would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.

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