Come in…

“Come in,” said the bank manager to his customer, “and

what can I do for you?”

The customer explained that he was an inventor and he

needed some funding for his latest invention. He had

created a special substance that, sprayed lightly over a

woman’s pussy, would give it a strawberry flavour.

“No, no,” said the banker, shaking his head sadly. “That’s no

good, but if you could invest a substance that, sprayed on a

strawberry, would make it taste like pussy, then you’re onto a

winner and I’d buy into the company myself.”

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