Coming home from work, a man passed a sex shop and on
impulse went in and bought a blow-up doll. He couldn’t wait
to get home to try it out but when he pumped her up, she
just went flat again. The next day the man went back to the
sex shop and demanded to see the manager.
“So what exactly was wrong with the doll?” he asked.
“I’ll tell you what,” he replied angrily. “As soon as I’d blown
her up, she went down on me.”
“Bloody hell,” exclaimed the manager. “If I’d known that I’d
have charged you twice as much!”