Coming home from work, a man passed a sex shop…

Coming home from work, a man passed a sex shop and on

impulse went in and bought a blow-up doll. He couldn’t wait

to get home to try it out but when he pumped her up, she

just went flat again. The next day the man went back to the

sex shop and demanded to see the manager.

“So what exactly was wrong with the doll?” he asked.

“I’ll tell you what,” he replied angrily. “As soon as I’d blown

her up, she went down on me.”

“Bloody hell,” exclaimed the manager. “If I’d known that I’d

have charged you twice as much!”

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