Condom Size

A 25-year-old man walks up to a pharmacy counter and asks for condoms.
The clerk at the counter asks, What size are you?
25 man: I didn’t know you had sizes. I’m not sure.
She puts her hand down his pants, feels it, and gets on the intercom: I NEED LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.
10 minutes later a 50-year-old man walks up to the counter and asks for condoms.
Clerk: What size are you?
50 yr old: I didn’t know you had sizes. I’m not sure.
Clerk: Well, I’ll feel it and get the right size for you. She puts her hand down his pants, feels it, and gets on the intercom: I NEED EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.
Next a 16-year-old boy walks up to the counter and asks for condoms. Clerk: What size do you want? 16 yr boy: Gosh lady, I didn’t know you had sizes. I don’t know what size I am. Clerk: Well, I’ll feel it and get the right size for you She puts her hand in his pants ~ feels it ~ and gets on the intercom: CLEAN-UP AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, CLEAN-UP AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.

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