Dad, My girlfriend is pregnant but I used a condom…

Son: Dad, My girlfriend is pregnant but I used a condom.

 

Dad: Let me explain. There once was a man in the rainforest with his umbrella. He saw a tiger approaching, so he raised the umbrella and shot the tiger, Killing him.

 

Son: But, that’s impossible. Maybe somebody else shot the tiger.

 

Dad: Exactly.

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