—Daily Show correspondent Rob Corrdry

“Take John Kerry — the man who fell off the radar — he may win this thing. Not bad for war hero turned senator. Or John Edwards — polling a surprising second — quite a coup for the bastard son of a retarded mill worker. Let’s not forget the screamer with braces on two legs, Dennis Kucinich. … If he can overtake the one testicled half man/half monkey Howard Dean, he could then easily edge out Richard Gephardt — the pleasant freckled face congressman”

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