Darling, I’m going to fu*k you so hard tonight you’ll never forget it…

The boastful man said to his girlfriend, “Darling, I’m going

to fu*k you so hard tonight you’ll never forget it.”

Later on in bed she turned to him and tapped him lightly on

the head with a feather.

“What’s that for?” he murmured.

“Well, I guess in comparative terms I’m beating you severely

round the head!”

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