Darling…

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he founding the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and hiswife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed,straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started tomove her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife andhissed, “Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasnt seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just goalong with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do dont fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!””Darling,” the wife said, spitting out her gag. “Im so relieved you feel that way. He wasnt kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks youre really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom.”

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