David Letterman’s “Top Ten Ways Mitt Romney Begins Conversations With Teens”

10. “How’s puberty going?”

9. “Where do you summer?”

8. “Do you fellows play sportball?”

7. “Nice shirt – you know, my friend owns the Gap”

6. “You teens are just the right height”

5. “Check out my sick Windsor knot”

4. “Would you like to see my dancing horse?”

3. “Raise the roof if your municipal bonds have reached maturity”

2. Just like this: (video of Mitt saying “Who let the dogs out?”)

1. “Didn’t I fire your father?”

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