Dear Federal Aviation Administration:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and, at the same time, getting the airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at a naked woman not their wife, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman and, of course, every business man in the country would start flying again in the HOPES of seeing a naked woman.
No more hijackings. The airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn’t President Bush and Congress think of this?
At your service,
William Jefferson Clinton