Do You Have Any Plums?

A penguin was passing the drug store when he decided he wanted to go in. He walks in the door (ring ring ring, waddle waddle waddle) he waddles up to the counter. ‘Can I help you mister penguin?’
‘Yes, do you have any plums?’
‘No, penguin, this is a drugstore.’
‘Thank you.’
The penguin leaves (waddle waddle waddle)
A while latter the penguin passes by again and once again goes inside.(ring ring ring, waddle
waddle waddle) He waddles to the counter.
‘Excuse me, do you have any plums?’
‘NO, penguin! this is a drug store!’
‘Very well then, thank you.’
‘If you come back in here again penguin, I will nail your cute little feet to the floor.’
‘Oh, well, thank you’
The pengin waddles out the door.
A while latter the penguin goes back into the store.(ring ring ring, waddle waddle waddle)
‘Excuse me sir.’
‘WHAT!!!!!!????????’
‘Do you have any nails?’
‘NO! penguin, this is a drug store!!!’
‘Oh, well then, do you have any plums?’

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