Do you think you’re a good sport?

“Hello, Bates,” said Lady Symthe to the gardener. “Do you

think you’re a good sport?”

“I believe so, yes Ma’am,” replied the puzzled man.

“And do you think you’re a good fu*k?” she asked,

unbuttoning her blouse to reveal nothing on underneath.

“I think I am, yes,” stammered the blushing gardener.

“Well, if that’s so, fu*k off, it’s April Fools Day.”

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