Doctor, doctor, I’m having trouble with my todger…

“Doctor, doctor, I’m having trouble with my todger, can you

do anything for me?” said the distressed man.

After a thorough examination the doctor told him that he

must have been so sexually active in the past that he’d almost

worn it out. The fact is that he’d only got the use of it for

another 25 shags. The young man went home to his wife and

told her what the doctor had said.

“Oh no!” she cried, “We mustn’t waste any of them, we’ll

have to draw up a carefully planned timetable.”

“I’ve already done that,” he said, “on the way home, and

there isn’t a slot left for you.”

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