Doctor, doctor, I’m so embarrassed…

“Doctor, doctor, I’m so embarrassed, I’ve got several holes in

my willy and when I go for a pee it sprinkles out all over me

and over anyone standing close by. Please say you can do


The doctor considered the man for a few minutes and then

wrote something down on a card.

“Here,” he said, “take this card, on it is the name of a man

who can help you.”

“Oh thanks, doc, will he be able to cure me?”

“No, but he’s one of the country’s finest flute players and

he’ll show you how to hold it properly.”

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