“Doctor, doctor, I think I may be impotent. When I try and
make love to my wife nothing happens.”
The doctor thinks for a moment and then says, “Make an
appointment for both you and your wife to come to the
surgery and I’ll see what I can do.”
So the following week they both turn up at the surgery. The
doctor takes the wife into another room and asks her to
undress. Then he asks her to walk up and down, twirl around
and jump in the air.
“Thank you very much, Mrs Smith, you can get dressed
The doctor goes back into the other room and takes the
husband to one side.
“Don’t worry, Mr Smith, there’s nothing wrong with you,
your wife doesn’t give me a hard-on either.”