Doctor, doctor, I think I may be impotent…

“Doctor, doctor, I think I may be impotent. When I try and

make love to my wife nothing happens.”

The doctor thinks for a moment and then says, “Make an

appointment for both you and your wife to come to the

surgery and I’ll see what I can do.”

So the following week they both turn up at the surgery. The

doctor takes the wife into another room and asks her to

undress. Then he asks her to walk up and down, twirl around

and jump in the air.

“Thank you very much, Mrs Smith, you can get dressed


The doctor goes back into the other room and takes the

husband to one side.

“Don’t worry, Mr Smith, there’s nothing wrong with you,

your wife doesn’t give me a hard-on either.”

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