“Doctor, doctor, please help me,” begged the man. “I can’t
satisfy my wife, I think my penis is too small.”
The doctor replied, “I think we can do something about that.
Do you drink cider?”
“Mmm, cider tends to keep it small. What you need to drink
are bottles of stout. Try that for a month and then come back
and see me.”
A month later, the man returned to the surgery looking very
“Aah, I can see it worked, you’re drinking the stout.”
“It’s worked alright, the sex is great now,” replied the man.
“But I don’t drink the stout, I give it to the wife.”