The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.
– What took you so long, son? he asked.
– The man waited on everybody in the store before me but I got even.
The youngster explained happily:
– I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting. It’s going to be fun at eight o’clock.