Don’t Make a Fuss About Valentine’s Day



My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine’s Day.  She repeats that it’s the thought that counts.


Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn’t quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here’s my list – see what you think:


Brand new mop and bucket.

I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn’t remember.

Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.

I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.

Chocolates left-over from last year’s candy box.

I was thinking of how proud she’d be of me for not wasting food. She’s been nagging me for years to recycle.

Midnight moped ride through the park.

I was thinking that I’m getting too old to be peddling on the bike.

Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites this –

I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.

45 second back massage.

I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.

Windows 7

I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.




Please send us your funny Valentine’s Day jokes.

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