Terry rushes into Doctor Sims’s surgery. He has a parsnip up one nostril, a courgette in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
‘Doctor, Doctor,’ Terry wails, ‘I’ve got dreadfully sore ears and can hardly breathe! What’s wrong with me?’
Doctor Sims looks at him for a few moments, shakes her head sorrowfully and answers, ‘Terry, you’re not eating properly.’