Father Murphy walked into a pub…

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, Do you want to go to heaven? The Marine said, I do Father. The priest said, Leave this pub right now! He then approached a second Marine. Do you want to got to heaven? Certainly, Father, was the Marines reply. Then leave this den of Satan! said the priest. Father Murphy then walked up to an old SgtMaj and asked, Do you want to go to heaven? The SgtMaj replied: No, I dont Father. The priest looked him right in the eye and said, You mean to tell me that when you die you dont want to go to heaven? The SgtMaj smiled, Oh, when I die! Why…yes Father. Shit, I thought you were getting a working party together to go right now!

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